Daily Kos: Cheers and Jeers

A little Friday belly laugh from Daily Kos.

Daily Kos: Cheers and Jeers:

Late night snark to wrap up the week...

"There's a boycott now of Danish products in the Muslim world. Luckily not too many mosques are made out of Legos."
---Jay leno

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"If President Bush is wiretapping my phone and listening to my calls, I think he actually should pay for half of the phone-sex bill."
---David Letterman

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"President Bush unveiled his new $2.2 trillion budget. The president settled on $2 trillion after being told that $2 bazillion was not a real number."
---Conan O'Brien

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"The trial of Enron chiefs Jeffrey Skilling and Ken Lay began four-and-a-half years after perpetrating -- allegedly -- the fraud that led to the second largest bankruptcy in American history. Why four-and-a-half years? Because apparently it's harder to bring Ken Lay to trial than it is to invade two countries."
---Jon Stewart

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"While giving the [State of the Union] speech, President Bush was interrupted more than 50 times by applause and once by a Dennis Hastert Dorito fart."
---Tina Fey

Ah. That explains the $200 million earmark in Bush's budget for a "Goddam ventilation system that works."

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