Bush to Say 'America Addicted to Oil'

Bush, in what he thinks is a stroke of pure genius that no one has thought of before, is going to tell Americans that we're addicted to oil.

Now what could possibly cure this dependence? IS there some kind of ethanol methadone that could ween us off this?

Hell no! The answer to our addiction? More drilling in our National Parks and Preserves! It's the "feed a cold, starve a chipmunk" method of a 12 step addiction recovery.

From the AP via Yahoo! News:

President Bush, in a push to take charge of the election-year agenda, is expected to say Tuesday that "America is addicted to oil" and must break its dependence on foreign suppliers in unstable parts of the world. In his State of the Union address, Bush also is expected to renew his commitment to the central pledge of his inaugural address. "Our nation is committed to an historic, long-term goal � we seek the end of tyranny in our world," he plans to say. "The future security of America depends on it."

While you all are probably looking forward to playing the State of the Union Drinking Game, I have something much more important to do.

That's right folks, I got a date. I'm going out with my fiancee to see a movie. I'll tell you all about it as soon as I can figure out how Underworld: Evolution relates to politics; or good movies for that matter.

The article can be found here:
Bush to Say 'America Addicted to Oil'

Technorati tags: Bush, Oil, ANWR, Energy, Foreign